Having an 8 a.m. class is already verging on torture for me. I know, I know, I'm spoiled. I just have always gotten my best sleep in the morning.

Anyway, aside from the time, one class session has already pissed me right off. In 50 minutes, I already heard about childhood obeeeeeesity twice; how Americans overconsume fat; how "more people are obese than overweight"; how BMI is a "great indicator" of health; and ZOMG DIABEEEETUS. And she's the kind of instructor who likes to state obesity "facts" and then look around waiting for everyone to be horrified.

This is going to try my patience.

6 Responses
  1. POD Says:

    Make sure to take a sharp instrument so you can stab yourself each time she glares at you.

    This does not sound like fun.

    She probably thinks she's helping. Are there "others" in the class?

    Let's hope she doesn't take you aside and offer one on one counseling.

  2. purplegirl Says:

    I hope she does. I will laugh in her unhealthily skinny, pallid face. :)

  3. Masquerade Says:

    ROFL I found your comment on my Water with Lemon blog and I gotta say, I LOVE this!! I'll definitely be adding you to my link list. :)

  4. Masquerade Says:

    Also, your avatar makes me giggle helplessly :P

  5. purplegirl Says:

    Thanks! I got it off I Can Has Cheeseburger--the caption said "psyco cat wantz to eatz ur liver". :)