Because of my school transportation situation, I asked my dad if he could get me a bike the next time he went to the auction. His buddy runs it, so he always gets to preview the items if he wants.

I was thinking just an average bike; just something to peddle around. I didn't think he'd come home with an $800 20 speed freaking mountain bike! Now of course he didn't pay that much for it; he probably got it for $20 or something. But still--damn! WTF do I need a bike like that for? Especially since the seat can't be replaced, and it's about five inches wide.

I should've been more specific in my requests; I guess it just didn't occur to me that "must have seat big enough for ass" needed to be stated.

Oh well. Maybe I can sell it for a bunch of money when I'm done with it.