There's a Pantene Pro-V commercial with Maria Menounos where she describes her hairstyle as "actually pretty easy". The steps are: 1) blow dry in sections 2) spray some root lifter 3) use giant curling rollers 4) mess it up with your hands 5) spray it all over with hairspray. That would take me at least half an hour. This is easy? Really? Do real, every-day women actually spend all this time on their freaking hair?

You know what else is easy? Put your hair in a damn ponytail.

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  1. POD Says:

    She could hack it off with a chainsaw!
    I lost all my hair with chemo. It works well.

  2. purplegirl Says:

    "This look was actually pretty easy. First, I separated my hair into two-inch chunk. Then, I took the chainsaw and applied it three inches from the root of the hair on every other chunk!"